Joke #243

Joke: The captain of a pirate ship is under attack one day and he tells his first mate to bring him his red shirt. The mate asks him "Why did you want your red shirt?"

The captain replied "Never let your enemy see you bleed!"

The next day somebody spots 200 ships coming their way. The captain sighs and says "Bring me my brown pants!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!

Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?

Joke: Why didn't the baby oyster share its pearl?