Jokes For Kids

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Joke: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist in the bathroom?


Punch line: Their 'p' is silent.


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Joke: Why did the golfer get thrown out of the scorer's tent?


Punch line: It was his tee pee.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
w-h-o.


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Joke: Teacher: Give me a sentence that starts with the letter, "I".
Student: Okay! I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Don't say 'is' after "I". Always put 'am' after "I".
Student: Okay! I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!


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Joke: Three men are traveling though the dessert and they are very thirsty. They come to a mysterious water slide in the middle of the dessert that has instructions at the top: "Slide down and yell the drink of your choice and at the bottom you will find a pool of that beverage."

The three men are very excited. The first man slides down and yells "Milk!" He then falls into a pool of water.

The next man goes down and yells "Lemonade!" He falls into a pool full of it.

The final man goes down and overwhelmed with excitement he yells "Weeee!"


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