Jokes For Kids

Joke: Why don't people eat clocks?

Joke: What is a "sound" sleeper?

Joke: A bear walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'll have a gin ... ... ... and tonic."

The bartender replies, "What's with the big pause?"

The bear replies, "I don't know, my dad had them too."

Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
The
The who?
They are a great band, but I don't know what they have to do with this.

Joke: Two cupcakes are in the oven together cooking and one of them says "If we don't get out of here alive, I love you man."

The other cupcake says "Oh my gosh... A talking cupcake!"