Jokes For Kids

Joke: Where do bugs go on a western vacation?

Joke: What's green and sings?

Joke: A man dies and goes to Heaven. Immediately God explains to him the basics of Heaven, "In Heaven a penny is worth a million dollars and a minute lasts a million years."

The guy says, "Sweet, can I have a penny?"

God replies, "In a minute!"

Joke: What do you call an angry grandpa?

Joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes?