Jokes For Kids

Joke: Two peanuts were walking through Central Park. One was assaulted!

Joke: What did the green grape say to the purple one?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!!!

Joke: What does an elderly man have in common with a line of rabbits walking backwards?

Joke: What did the Trick or Treat bucket say to the candy?