Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ding dong!
Ding dong who?
Ding dong, I just found the doorbell.

Joke: Why did the TV show about the airplane never make it past the first episode?

Joke: Why do we not tell secrets in the corn patch?

Joke: What's the difference between cooking and chemistry?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joesph Harvey Jr. the third!
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That's what I thought.