Jokes For Kids

Joke: There are 10 cats sitting in a tree. When one falls off, how many are left sitting in the tree?

Joke: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

Joke: John approaches a sales lady at a store and says "I would like to buy my wife some nice gloves."

The sales lady responds "Well that's a nice surprise!"

"Yeah it is," John continues, "She's expecting a diamond ring!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mayonnaise!
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise a lot of people in here!

Joke: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?