Jokes For Kids

Joke: How many vampires does it take to put in a light bulb?

Joke: What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to you! I think I just hit your car!

Joke: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Grab
Grab who?
Not me!