Jokes For Kids

Joke: A man went to the store to buy 6 cans on Sprite. You can imagine how mad he was when he got home and discovered he had picked 7UP.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn't it?

Joke: A prisoner promises a female guard he will marry her if she helps him get out. It is an example of somebody using a proposition to end a sentence with.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!