Jokes For Kids

Joke: How do you know if a toilet is sick?

Joke: What do mermaids wear to math class?

Joke: Teacher: What is the formula for water?

Johnny: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: No Johnny, it's H₂O.

Johnny: That's what I said.

Joke: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist in the bathroom?

Joke: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?