Jokes For Kids

Joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Joke: Why do pigs not like going in London?

Joke: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Joke: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?

Joke: When does a gnat have its best ideas?