Jokes For Kids

Joke: Dear math, why do you keep asking us to find your x, isn't it clear that she doesn't want you anymore? Don't ask y.

Joke: What do you call a soot covered face, a large pickaxe, a hardhat, and overalls?

Joke: How can you tell the difference between a dog and a tree?

Joke: A snail walks into a car dealership and asks them if he could get an 'S' painted on the hood of a particular car. The salesman asks him why and he responds "I want people to yell 'Look at that S car go!'"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Emerson!
Emerson who?
Emerson nice shoes you got there.