Jokes For Kids

6 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

14 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Where does the general put his armies?


Punch line: In his sleevies!


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

9 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Euripides!
Euripides who?
Euripides pants and I'm gonna be mad!


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

23 ratings
4 saves

Joke: How do you know when the moon is going broke?


Punch line: When it is down to a quarter.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

75 ratings
0 saves

Joke: A woman is at a gas station when she noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it.

The woman noticed that "UFO" was printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked "Doesn't UFO stand for unidentified flying object?" The alien answered "No, it stands for unleaded fuel only!"


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+