3 ratings
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Joke: Why is multiplying by conjugate pairs so dangerous?
21 ratings
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Joke: Why can't you trust atoms?
49 ratings
12 saves
Joke: A man walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says "You can't bring your dog into here!"
The man replies "but this is no ordinary dog. You see, this dog can talk. I'll prove it to you. What covers trees?"
The dog replies "Bark!"
He asks "What's on top of a house?"
The dog answers "Roof!"
Finally the man asks "Who's your favorite baseball player?"
The dog says "Ruth!" The bartender immediately throws them both out.
The man says "What was that guy's problem?"
The dog answers "Maybe he's not a fan of the Yankees."
4 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."
11 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What did the flower say to the bike?
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