Jokes For Kids

Joke: A woman is at a gas station when she noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it.

The woman noticed that "UFO" was printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked "Doesn't UFO stand for unidentified flying object?" The alien answered "No, it stands for unleaded fuel only!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olive!
Olive who
Olive you!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cows go!
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go moo!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry me!

Joke: Why is the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?