Jokes For Kids

Joke: What's green and spits out flames?

Joke: Two men go on a fishing trip. They rent everything they need for the trip including the cabin.

The first day they go fishing they don't catch anything. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home one of them turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"

The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

Joke: What is the best part of living in Switzerland?

Joke: Did you just pick your nose?

Joke: What did people say when they saw the first dry erase board?