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Joke: What did the chocolate ALIAN say?


Punch line: I come from Marz in the Milky Way and I have twix up my sleeve Mawhahaha


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Joke: What did the bee say to the flower?


Punch line: "Hello honey!"


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Joke: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."


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Joke: Patient: Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Doctor: Pull your self together.


Punch line: You pull pair a curtains together.


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Joke: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.


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