Jokes For Kids

Joke: What do you call a cow that has no legs?

Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
The
The who?
They are a great band, but I don't know what they have to do with this.

Joke: How do you fix an injured Jack o'lantern?

Joke: Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za, but I ate it all!