Dirty Jokes

Joke: A 100-year-old man enters a Catholic confessional and admits "Father, last night I had sex with a couple of 18-year-old girls for hours."

The priest sternly replies "That is a sin, I'm going to give you a penance."

The old man laughs "That won't be necessary father, I'm Jewish."

The father, confused, asks "Why are you telling me this?"

"I'm telling everyone!"

Joke: How do you know a blonde is having a bad day?

Joke: How are weather men just like every other man?

Joke: How do you titillate an ocelot?

Joke: Why are prostitutes great at the piano?