Dirty Jokes

Joke: What happened to the orange who slept with the dirty lemon?

Joke: A man and his wife have a big argument. She yells at him and tells him to get out.

He grabs his stuff and starts to walk out the door and she yells to him, "I hope you have a slow painful death bastard!"

He yells back to her, "Now you want me to stay?!"

Joke: One of the professors at a university is well known for his sexist comments in class. One day, all of the women in the class gathered outside of the classroom and decided that the next time he made a sexist comment they would all walk out of the classroom.

The next day the professor was talking and made another sexist statement as expected, "You ladies will be happy to hear that the tribesmen have an average penis size of 12 inches."

With this all of the women walk out. He calls to them, "Girls! Wait! The next flight doesn't leave for a few hours!"

Joke: What is green and eats nuts?

Joke: How are weather men just like every other man?