Dirty Jokes

Joke: What did God say when he saw Eve taking a bath in the ocean?

Joke: Why do one story whorehouses make more money than two story whorehouses?

Joke: A guy is driving through the countryside. He looks over at a hill and sees a shepherd fucking a sheep in broad daylight. He yells, "Hey! Where I come from, we sheer 'em!"

The shepherd, without pausing from his activities yells back "Sheer 'em? You can get yer own damn sheep!"

Joke: What's the difference between good pussy and good weed?

Joke: What do you get when you put 50 lesbians in a room with 50 lawyers?