Dirty Jokes

Joke: What is the definition of making love?

Joke: Little Connor is at school and his teacher asks, "Do you know any words with multiple syllables?"

Connor raises his hand and says, "Mas-tur-bate."

The teacher frowns and says, "Well yes Connor. That's quite the mouthful."

Little Connor replies, "No, that's fal-lat-io."

Joke: A man and his wife have been having some problems in bed so one day the woman tells her husband, "Maybe you should get some pills to help you out." He agrees.

When he gets home from work she asks him if he got the pills. He replies, "Yeah, here you go," and with this he throws her a bottle of diet pills.

Joke: What did the blonde ask when her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

Joke: How did the guy go to the costume party as premature ejaculation?