Dirty Jokes

Joke: Four blondes are sitting outside on Christmas Eve. Santa flies by and cheers, "Ho, ho, ho!"

One of the blondes yells back, "Hey! What about me Santa?"

Joke: Little Johnny: Dad. Why do we have holes in or penises?

Joke: Little Johnny is in anatomy class one day when his teacher asks him a question while pointing at the male genitalia, "Little Johnny, what is this?"

Little Johnny replies excitedly, "I know! My dad has two of them! A little one for peeing and a big one for brushing my mom's teeth!"

Joke: A grandpa sees his grandson has a condom in his wallet and asks him "What's that?"

The grandson embarrassed, replies "They keep your cigarettes dry in the rain."

The following day the grandpa sees a man buying condoms and cigarettes at a gas station and tries to start a conversation "I bet your gonna put a long camel in those."

Joke: A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man types in 'MyPenis' but the computer denies it. His wife says "I told you it wasn't long enough!"