Dirty Jokes

Joke: A woman walks into a bar and sees a frog in a cage behind the counter. She asks the bartender, "What's with the frog?"

He replies, "He performs oral sex on women."

She has a few drinks and curiosity gets the best of her so she asks for the frog. The bartender takes the frog out and puts it down there. The frog does nothing for a minute so the bartender says, "Okay, watch closely, I'm only going to show you one more time."

Joke: What do you call a sad porno?

Joke: A penis' life is so sad. His hair is always messy, his neighbor is an asshole, his family is nuts, his best friend is a pussy, and all his owner does is beat him and put bags over his head.

Joke: What's the difference between lesbians and children?

Joke: What's the best part of working in the porn industry?