Dirty Jokes

Joke: Sex of the ages:

20 - 30: Triweekly.
30 - 40: Try weekly.
40 - 50: Try weakly.

Joke: Ever seen a woman with 12 boobs?

Joke: Why did the semen cross the road?

Joke: A priest is walking down the street and as he walks by a prostitute she yells out, "$20 for a handjob!"

He keeps walking but later he asks a nun, "What is a handjob?"

She replies, "$20, same as on the streets."

Joke: Why did the mother tuck her son in?