Dirty Jokes

Joke: How is life like a box of chocolates?

Joke: Why do all men think with their dicks?

Joke: Micky Mouse wants to get a divorce from Minnie but the judge tells him, "I cannot let you divorce your wife."

Micky replies, "Why not?"

The judge tells him, "Because you cannot prove your claim that she is crazy."

Outraged, Micky yells at the judge, "I didn't say she was crazy! I said she was fucking Goofy!"

Joke: Yo mama's such a hoe, she burns more rubber than a racecar driver.

Joke: What does every pirate hate?