Dirty Jokes

Joke: Why couldn't the doe walk?

Joke: A woman wakes up in the middle of the night to find her husband is not in bed. She goes down stairs and finds him in the kitchen sipping coffee. She asks him, "What's wrong?"

He replies, "Exactly twenty years ago we conceived our first child."

His wife starts to cry, "I can't believe you remember that."

He continues, "Yeah. You were 15 and I was 18, your dad caught us and put his shotgun against my back. He told me, 'If you don't marry her, you will rot in jail for twenty years,'" with this a tear goes down his face, "I would have gotten out today."

Joke: A young boy named Connor walks in on his father putting a condom on. He asks his dad, "What are you doing?!"

His father says, "Oh, I'm looking for a mouse."

Connor replies, "Why? Are you going to fuck it?"

Joke: Why did the man have to get out of Mississippi as fast as he could?

Joke: What has 200 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?