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Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?


Punch line: Pharaoh's Jeweller's Day Off


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Joke: Did you know that everybody has a photographic memory?


Punch line: Some just haven't developed yet.


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Joke: What do you call a 5' 2" psychic that just escaped from prison?


Punch line: A small medium at large.


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Joke: Patient: Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Doctor: Pull your self together.


Punch line: You pull pair a curtains together.


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Joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?


Punch line: A stick!


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