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Joke: Patient: Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Doctor: Pull your self together.


Punch line: You pull pair a curtains together.


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Joke: Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."


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Joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?


Punch line: A stick!


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Joke: What do you get when you cross a platypus and a steamroller?


Punch line: A splatypus!


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Joke: Three guys walk into a bar. U think the last two would of ducked!


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