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Joke: What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
Punch line: The full moon because it's lighter!
Joke: What did the candle say to the other candle?
Punch line: I'm going out tonight.
Joke: Why are kindergarten teachers so good?
Punch line: They make the little things count!
Joke: What is worse than having one baby screaming?
Punch line: Two babies screaming!
Joke: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?
Punch line: Because there was no atmosphere.
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