25 ratings
2 saves
Joke: An old couple is sitting on their couch and the woman asks her husband "If I die will you get married again."
The husband replies "Well I don't want to be lonely... So yes."
His wife shoots him a dirty look and says "Will you live in our house?"
The husband replies "Well it's already paid off... So yes."
His wife is extremely mad at this point. She asks him "Will she use my golf clubs?!"
The husband replies "Oh no... She's left handed."
98 ratings
15 saves
Joke: A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He immediately yanks the dog and starts to spin him in the air like a lasso.
The bartender freaks out, "What are you doing?!?!"
The blind man replies calmly, "Oh, just having a look around."
56 ratings
7 saves
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Joke: A first grade teacher tells her class that she is American and asks them to raise their hands if they are American.
All of their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks, except one girl named Kristen. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American," the girl responds.
"Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little annoyed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason. What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
"Well," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
49 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
5 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Why can't pirates say their ABC's?
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