Clean Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
No, it's just me. I'm trying to tell a joke.

Joke: John asked his friend, "How's everything?"

His friend replied, "I'm just happy to be breathing."

John said, "You should have bigger aspirations bro."

Joke: What was the best part of the antennas wedding?

Joke: Why did the tea fall down a hill?

Joke: Why do car company executives have such great memories?