Clean Jokes

Joke: What is a polar bear's favorite food?

Joke: A man is trying to find a spot to park at his favorite bar but it's to busy. After ten minutes of looking he looks up to the sky and says "God, if you get me a space I will pray every day and go to church every Sunday like I should."

Suddenly a great spot opens up right in front of him. He looks up again with excitement and says "Never mind, I found one."

Joke: Why do NSA agents make great companions?

Joke: A tree walks into a bank and asks for a loan. The teller says, "You'll have to speak to our branch manager."

Joke: When can't your pencil write a check?