Clean Jokes

Joke: A man tells the lady that takes tickets at the airport, "Send one of my bags to New York, one to Denver, and one to Miami."

The lady replies, "We can't do that sir."

The man replies, "Sure you can, you did it just a week ago."

Joke: What kind of trophy does the laziest person get?

Joke: How is an iPad like a pirate?

Joke: Why was the man putting grapes on his ceiling before a party?

Joke: Why was the archaeologist so sad?