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Joke: Do you want to here a joke about a pizza?
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pete's a great guy! You should meet him.
6 ratings
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Joke: A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. After the game he asks her, "So what'd you think?"
She replies, "I like the tights and the muscles, but all of that commotion over 25 cents?"
He asks her what she means. She replies, "At the beginning they toss a quarter and one team gets it. Then they spend the rest of the game yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
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Joke: After Beethoven died music could be heard from his grave. People gathered around and they could hear his 8th symphony playing in reverse... Then the 7th... And the 6th. Suddenly the priest realized what was happening and made an announcement, "Everything is okay people! It's just Beethoven decomposing."
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Joke: A man went to the dentist because he was missing some teeth. The dentist asks him, "How exactly did this happen?"
He replies, "My wife's bread is as hard as a rock!"
The dentist says, "You could have said no to eating it."
The man replies, "I know, how do you think this happened?"
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