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Joke: A blonde, brunette and a red head are stuck on an island; but they see land in the distance and decide to swim to it.
The brunette swims 1/4 of the way but can't continue and decides to turn back.
The red head swims 1/3 of the way but can't continue and decides to turn back.
The blonde swims 1/2 of the way but decides she can't continue and swims back to the island.
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Joke: What shape is your hair in the morning?
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Joke: Two guys walk into a bar. They look to the right and see a doctor, a priest, and a Rabbi. They look ahead and see a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They look to the left and see a genie, a chicken, and a salesman.
One of the guys turns to the other, "Lets get out of here. This place is a joke."
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Joke: Two cows are eating grass in a meadow. One cow asks the other "I've heard Mad Cow Disease has been going around. You worried?"
The other one says "Why should I be? I'm a purple trapezoid."
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Joke: A professor was giving a big test one day. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the graded tests back.
This student got his test back and $56 change.
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