Clean Jokes

Joke: What is another name for the Periodic Table of elements?

Joke: Why are so many people afraid of mimes?

Joke: Why did the pop can crusher retire?

Joke: A guy from Mississippi goes to Connecticut and sees some girls. He asks them, "What college do y'all go to?"

One of them responds daintily, "Yale."

He replies, "WHAT COLLEGE DO Y'ALL GO TO?"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Frank!
Frank who?
No Frank who for being such a great friend!