Clean Jokes

Joke: Why did the man egg push the woman egg?

Joke: A lady is on a flight from India to the United States. She stands up and yells, "Is there a doctor on board?!"

A man stands up and says, "I'm a doctor, what's the problem?"

She replies, "Want to meet my daughter?"

Joke: Why is solar energy so slow to catch on?

Joke: Newton's law - "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."

Cole's law: "Shredded cabbage and carrots makes for a great salad."

Joke: What did one ion say to the other ion?