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Joke: Why did the stoplight turn red?


Punch line: You would turn red too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street.


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Joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes?


Punch line: No eye deer.


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Joke: A woman goes to her lawyer and tells him, "I want to divorce my husband."

The lawyer says, "Do you have any grounds?"

She replies, "Yes, we have a few acres. But there's nothing valuable on it."

He says, "That's not what I meant, do you have a grudge?"

She replies, "Yes, that's where I park my car."

The lawyer becomes angry at this point, "Why do you want a divorce?!"

She replies, "We have trouble communicating."


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Joke: How do you get a blonde to look into the air?


Punch line: Say "Look! A dead bird."


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Joke: Why do farts stink?


Punch line: So that deaf people can enjoy them too!


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