Clean Jokes

Joke: What is the worst part of waiting in line at the knife museum?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Mira Mira, on the wall. You're the prettiest of them all.

Joke: A truck driver is delivering some penguins to the zoo. But his truck breaks down in a dessert near the zoo. Luckily, a pickup truck soon comes by. The driver flags him down and hands him $300 saying, "Take these penguins to the zoo."

A few hours later he sees the same guy heading the opposite way with the penguins still in the back. He yells at the man, "You were supposed to take them to the zoo!"

The guy replies, "I did, but we had money left over so we're going to the movies."

Joke: When do ducks wake up?

Joke: A police officer was interviewing a bank teller after they had been robbed 3 days in a row. The officer asked "What did he look like?"

The teller responded "He looked better every time he came here."