Clean Jokes

Joke: A knight and his men come back to the castle after a long day. The king asks him, "How are we faring?"

The knight replies, "Sire, I have been robbing, pillaging and burning down the towns of your enemies in the north all day long."

The king shrieks, "What?! I have no enemies in the north!"

The night replies, "Oh... You do now."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been gone! I can't breath for the first time!

Joke: Teacher: If I say 'I am very beautiful', what tense is that in?
Student: It must be past.

Joke: What do you call somebody who sees an Apple store getting robbed?

Joke: What is a job everybody can see themselves doing?