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Joke: Which is richer: a lake or a river?


Punch line: A river, because it has two banks!


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Joke: What does a vampire that drinks his own blood say?


Punch line: It tastes irony!


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Joke: What's the highest form of flattery?


Punch line: A plateau.


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Joke: Where do poor meatballs live?


Punch line: The Spaghetto.


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Joke: What did the astronomer say after watching the sky for 24 hours?


Punch line: Let's call it a day.


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