Clean Jokes

Joke: Why are coffins so hard to sell?

Joke: My girl is like √-100. She's a 10, but she's also imaginary.

Joke: A very very short man was robbed. The robber was eventually found and questioned by police. They were stunned he could stoop so low.

Joke: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!