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Joke: A photon walks into a hotel with his bags and the bellhop asks him if he would like him to carry the bags. The photon responds, "No thanks, I pack light."


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Joke: What did people say when they saw the first dry erase board?


Punch line: That's remarkable!


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Joke: A teacher is announcing her classes next speaker for career day, who happens to be a butcher. She says "He has chicken wings, pigs cheeks, and chicken breast."

One of the students blurts out "He must be really funny looking."


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Joke: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine?


Punch line: A flat minor!


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Joke: Why did the man sleep in and miss the funeral?


Punch line: He's not a mourning person!


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