2 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
who's there?
Shh!
Shh who?
Don't shoo me! I'm not an animal!
4 ratings
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Joke: A man and his girlfriend are discussing their relationship. She thinks he is too immature. He asks her, "If I'm immature, then how do I have so much butfore?"
She asks, "What's a butfore?"
"Pooping silly...."
6 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
3 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What do you call 4 blondes at a four-way stop?
12 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Thomas has been feeling sick lately so he goes to his doctor. After he receives his check-up his doctor calls him in "Tom, I've got some bad for you..."
Tom quickly asks "What is it?!"
The doctor tells him "You have about twelve to live."
Thomas waits a moment and asks "Twelve what? Years? Months? Weeks?"
The doctor continues "Eight! Seven! Six!..."
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