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Joke: Knock knock!
who's there?
Shh!
Shh who?
Don't shoo me! I'm not an animal!


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Joke: A man and his girlfriend are discussing their relationship. She thinks he is too immature. He asks her, "If I'm immature, then how do I have so much butfore?"

She asks, "What's a butfore?"

"Pooping silly...."


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Joke: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?


Punch line: Run as fast as you can, she has a grenade in her mouth.


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Joke: What do you call 4 blondes at a four-way stop?


Punch line: Gridlock.


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Joke: Thomas has been feeling sick lately so he goes to his doctor. After he receives his check-up his doctor calls him in "Tom, I've got some bad for you..."

Tom quickly asks "What is it?!"

The doctor tells him "You have about twelve to live."

Thomas waits a moment and asks "Twelve what? Years? Months? Weeks?"

The doctor continues "Eight! Seven! Six!..."


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