Clean Jokes

Joke: Three foreign guys came to america, and they knew no english. the first guy liked watching dora, and learned the phrase: "we did it!" the second guy liked going to restarantus, so he learned the phrase: "forks and knives". finally they all went to a candy store and the third guy learned:"he stole my lollipop". click on show punchline to see what happens.

Joke: Why can't pirates say their ABC's?

Joke: How do you blind a blonde woman?

Joke: What do you call fake noodles?

Joke: What do you call a fat psychic?