7 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A teacher is announcing her classes next speaker for career day, who happens to be a butcher. She says "He has chicken wings, pigs cheeks, and chicken breast."
One of the students blurts out "He must be really funny looking."
11 ratings
0 saves
Joke: What do vegetables get in bowling?
8 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Why did the man get a new car for his wife?
8 ratings
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Joke: A man accidentally ate a bunch of Scrabble pieces. The doctor says his next poop could spell disaster.
12 ratings
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Joke: A man tells his wife, "The neighbors hate us."
His wife asks, "Why?"
He says, "Remember the time we were making marshmallows and the fire broke out down the road and everyone rushed over to check it out?"
His wife replies, "Yeah?"
The man says, "We were still holding the sticks."
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