Clean Jokes

Joke: Why was the geologist so excited to find a rock that measured 1760 yards?

Joke: Why is the freezer the best place to keep your money?

Joke: A deckhand approaches the pirate captain and tells him, "The cannons be ready, captain."

The captain replies, "Are."

Joke: Why was everybody extremely surprised when Sally failed her driving test?

Joke: A girl asks her brother, "What's the difference between socks and cellular division?"

To which he replies, "Not much, they both involve mitosis!"