Clean Jokes

Joke: What did the tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into eachother?

Joke: a begger was on road saying .Please help a dumb poor.Credit cards accepted

Joke: What kind of music does your dad listen to?

Joke: Two men were walking through a forest and spotted an aggressive looking bear. The first man took his running shoes out of his backpack and started to put them on. The second man said "You really think you can outrun that bear?"

The first man replied "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."

Joke: What happened to the frog's car when it broke down?