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Joke: What'd the man think when he saw a sneering dwarf climbing down a prison wall?


Punch line: Well, that's a little condescending.


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Joke: How big is the average fence?


Punch line: Around a yard.


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Joke: What did the tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into eachother?


Punch line: Sorry, that's my fault.


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Joke: A blonde goes to the doctor after hurting herself. The doctor tells her, "You're going to have to take it easy at work for a couple of weeks." He then gives her a note for her employer.

When the blonde brings the note to her employer he tells her, "Okay, I guess you're going to have to have light duty for the next few weeks."

The blonde replies, "Oh no! I don't know how to change lights."


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Joke: A man has a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn't say a word that year he can say two the next year, then three, and so on.

One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait four years.

So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says "Will you marry me?"

She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eye and replies "Come again?"


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